I must be too annoying 4 u.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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