Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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