that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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