Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Duck Duck Cougar?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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