oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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