a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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