The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
This is my gift to your gina
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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