I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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