Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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