Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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