"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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