Dual....:-)
I just cut my nipple shaving
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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