Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I could fuck to npr.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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