i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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