Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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