you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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