My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
