i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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