Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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