I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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