You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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