he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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