Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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