porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
