Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
