If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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