don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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