you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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