We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
