All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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