Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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