I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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