just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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