your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Green mimosas i think yes
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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