alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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