Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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