There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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