I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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