Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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