The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Will exercising make me less horny?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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