You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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