He is an equal opportunity slut.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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