Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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