I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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