Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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