She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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