If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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