He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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