I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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