Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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