Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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