he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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