Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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