No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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