Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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